Horecea Grave Trackers.
Appeal.
We are the group of Czernowitz Cemetery Guides.
We are specialized on the Jewish Zwintar in Horecea.
We take you to your grave in the shortest time .
Just give us your name and you are there !
All this for a small nominal fee of 100 $ per grave.
Special summer deal : 2 adjacent graves for 120 $.
Bring your family – they will all enjoy visiting your grave.
We have all necessary tools to clear our way .
We can also clean and repair your grave ,if in needed.(Extra pay).
Put us on the job and rest in peace.
Now bad times come to us – buzzards gather in the sky.
With all this voluntary amateur cemetery cleaning, our living is at risk.
Every snapling that they cut brings us closer to the dole.
Strange winds blow on the Zwintar now.
They even want to install satellite grave locators ! GPS !!
Enter your name and get navigation directions !
“Turn left after black monument “
“Bingo, this is your grave “.
Hear this ! Everybody finds his own grave !
Where will this bring us ?
Who will feed our children ?
Committee of Horecea Grave Trackers.
Hardy
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What is pinging and why isnt it allowed.Hardy
There are some functions that I haven’t implimented yet because I haven’t had a chance to figure out how it works exactly and/or if it’s necessary. I’m still learning the ropes on this thing.If you google on ‘ping’ you’ll find more than you ever wanted to know about the concept.It is basically a network tool by which one can tell if a certain site (anything that has an IP address) is up or down. You can ping ehpes from your computer. Bring up a ‘terminal screen’ (also known as the ‘command prompt)’ and type:ping ehpes.comI think windows, by default, pings five times and then presents the results.j.
I don’t know about sattelite grave locators but on google maps I have marked some of the locations with the necessary descriptions and photos.Conceivable this can be done for the people who go there first time.As to the pings – we can easily live without them.b.
Berti… can you send me a photo of what you did with google maps?Best,jerome